“It’s not the years, it’s the mileage.”

“A day without beer is like a year without summer.”

“You can’t be a real country unless you have a beer and an airline – it helps if you have some kind of football team, or some nuclear weapons, but in the very least you need a beer.”

“You mustn’t mind the tree monsters. Their bark is worse than their bite. Ha ha ha ha!”

“A beer doesn’t have to be difficult to acquire, but damned if that doesn’t make everything taste better.”

“Thanks liver… you are a champ!”