“I propose to send a message from Pikes Peak to Paris, France.”

“When the waitress puts the dinner on the table, the old men look at the dinner. The young men look at the waitress.”

“If a dog will not come to you after having looked you in the face, you should go home and examine your conscience.”

“A beer doesn’t have to be difficult to acquire, but damned if that doesn’t make everything taste better.”

“It’s not the years, it’s the mileage.”

You know something bad is about to happen when someone says, “Hold my beer and watch this!”

“Life moves pretty fast. If you don’t stop and look around once in awhile, you could miss it.”

“You mustn’t mind the tree monsters. Their bark is worse than their bite. Ha ha ha ha!”

“Thanks liver… you are a champ!”

“You can’t be a real country unless you have a beer and an airline – it helps if you have some kind of football team, or some nuclear weapons, but in the very least you need a beer.”