“A beer doesn’t have to be difficult to acquire, but damned if that doesn’t make everything taste better.”

“Curse you, Red Baron!”

You know something bad is about to happen when someone says, “Hold my beer and watch this!”

“A day without beer is like a year without summer.”

“I foresee that in times not too distant, wars between various countries will be carried on without a single combatant passing the border.”

“When the waitress puts the dinner on the table, the old men look at the dinner. The young men look at the waitress.”

“Life moves pretty fast. If you don’t stop and look around once in awhile, you could miss it.”

“I propose to send a message from Pikes Peak to Paris, France.”