“You can’t be a real country unless you have a beer and an airline – it helps if you have some kind of football team, or some nuclear weapons, but in the very least you need a beer.”

“You mustn’t mind the tree monsters. Their bark is worse than their bite. Ha ha ha ha!”

“Thanks liver… you are a champ!”

“A beer doesn’t have to be difficult to acquire, but damned if that doesn’t make everything taste better.”

“I foresee that in times not too distant, wars between various countries will be carried on without a single combatant passing the border.”

“If a dog will not come to you after having looked you in the face, you should go home and examine your conscience.”

“Curse you, Red Baron!”

“Life moves pretty fast. If you don’t stop and look around once in awhile, you could miss it.”

“A day without beer is like a year without summer.”

“When the waitress puts the dinner on the table, the old men look at the dinner. The young men look at the waitress.”