“I foresee that in times not too distant, wars between various countries will be carried on without a single combatant passing the border.”

“A day without beer is like a year without summer.”

“When the waitress puts the dinner on the table, the old men look at the dinner. The young men look at the waitress.”

“Thanks liver… you are a champ!”

“It’s not the years, it’s the mileage.”

“Life moves pretty fast. If you don’t stop and look around once in awhile, you could miss it.”

“I propose to send a message from Pikes Peak to Paris, France.”