“I foresee that in times not too distant, wars between various countries will be carried on without a single combatant passing the border.”

“When the waitress puts the dinner on the table, the old men look at the dinner. The young men look at the waitress.”

“Beer is my coffee.”

“I propose to send a message from Pikes Peak to Paris, France.”

“You mustn’t mind the tree monsters. Their bark is worse than their bite. Ha ha ha ha!”

“A day without beer is like a year without summer.”

“If a dog will not come to you after having looked you in the face, you should go home and examine your conscience.”

You know something bad is about to happen when someone says, “Hold my beer and watch this!”

“Life moves pretty fast. If you don’t stop and look around once in awhile, you could miss it.”

“The robot will take the place which slave labour occupied in ancient civilization…freeing mankind to pursue its higher aspirations.”