“Beer is my coffee.”

You know something bad is about to happen when someone says, “Hold my beer and watch this!”

“You can’t be a real country unless you have a beer and an airline – it helps if you have some kind of football team, or some nuclear weapons, but in the very least you need a beer.”

“If a dog will not come to you after having looked you in the face, you should go home and examine your conscience.”

“I propose to send a message from Pikes Peak to Paris, France.”

“We are all in the gutter, but some of us are looking at the stars.”