“Beer is my coffee.”

“It’s not the years, it’s the mileage.”

“We are all in the gutter, but some of us are looking at the stars.”

“Curse you, Red Baron!”

You know something bad is about to happen when someone says, “Hold my beer and watch this!”

“You can’t be a real country unless you have a beer and an airline – it helps if you have some kind of football team, or some nuclear weapons, but in the very least you need a beer.”

“You mustn’t mind the tree monsters. Their bark is worse than their bite. Ha ha ha ha!”

“The robot will take the place which slave labour occupied in ancient civilization…freeing mankind to pursue its higher aspirations.”

“When the waitress puts the dinner on the table, the old men look at the dinner. The young men look at the waitress.”

“If a dog will not come to you after having looked you in the face, you should go home and examine your conscience.”