“A day without beer is like a year without summer.”

“Life moves pretty fast. If you don’t stop and look around once in awhile, you could miss it.”

“We are all in the gutter, but some of us are looking at the stars.”

“Thanks liver… you are a champ!”

“When the waitress puts the dinner on the table, the old men look at the dinner. The young men look at the waitress.”

“If a dog will not come to you after having looked you in the face, you should go home and examine your conscience.”

“You mustn’t mind the tree monsters. Their bark is worse than their bite. Ha ha ha ha!”

“I foresee that in times not too distant, wars between various countries will be carried on without a single combatant passing the border.”

“Curse you, Red Baron!”

“A beer doesn’t have to be difficult to acquire, but damned if that doesn’t make everything taste better.”