“Life moves pretty fast. If you don’t stop and look around once in awhile, you could miss it.”

You know something bad is about to happen when someone says, “Hold my beer and watch this!”

“When the waitress puts the dinner on the table, the old men look at the dinner. The young men look at the waitress.”

“Thanks liver… you are a champ!”

“A day without beer is like a year without summer.”

“The robot will take the place which slave labour occupied in ancient civilization…freeing mankind to pursue its higher aspirations.”

“We are all in the gutter, but some of us are looking at the stars.”

“A beer doesn’t have to be difficult to acquire, but damned if that doesn’t make everything taste better.”

“I propose to send a message from Pikes Peak to Paris, France.”

“You can’t be a real country unless you have a beer and an airline – it helps if you have some kind of football team, or some nuclear weapons, but in the very least you need a beer.”