“The robot will take the place which slave labour occupied in ancient civilization…freeing mankind to pursue its higher aspirations.”

“A beer doesn’t have to be difficult to acquire, but damned if that doesn’t make everything taste better.”

“Beer is my coffee.”

“You mustn’t mind the tree monsters. Their bark is worse than their bite. Ha ha ha ha!”

“Thanks liver… you are a champ!”

“When the waitress puts the dinner on the table, the old men look at the dinner. The young men look at the waitress.”

You know something bad is about to happen when someone says, “Hold my beer and watch this!”

“I foresee that in times not too distant, wars between various countries will be carried on without a single combatant passing the border.”

“We are all in the gutter, but some of us are looking at the stars.”

“A day without beer is like a year without summer.”