“A beer doesn’t have to be difficult to acquire, but damned if that doesn’t make everything taste better.”

“You mustn’t mind the tree monsters. Their bark is worse than their bite. Ha ha ha ha!”

“We are all in the gutter, but some of us are looking at the stars.”

“Life moves pretty fast. If you don’t stop and look around once in awhile, you could miss it.”

“I foresee that in times not too distant, wars between various countries will be carried on without a single combatant passing the border.”

“Beer is my coffee.”

You know something bad is about to happen when someone says, “Hold my beer and watch this!”

“It’s not the years, it’s the mileage.”

“You can’t be a real country unless you have a beer and an airline – it helps if you have some kind of football team, or some nuclear weapons, but in the very least you need a beer.”

“A day without beer is like a year without summer.”