“You can’t be a real country unless you have a beer and an airline – it helps if you have some kind of football team, or some nuclear weapons, but in the very least you need a beer.”

“We are all in the gutter, but some of us are looking at the stars.”

“A beer doesn’t have to be difficult to acquire, but damned if that doesn’t make everything taste better.”

“Thanks liver… you are a champ!”

“A day without beer is like a year without summer.”

“Beer is my coffee.”

“I propose to send a message from Pikes Peak to Paris, France.”

“You mustn’t mind the tree monsters. Their bark is worse than their bite. Ha ha ha ha!”

“It’s not the years, it’s the mileage.”

You know something bad is about to happen when someone says, “Hold my beer and watch this!”