“Thanks liver… you are a champ!”

“If a dog will not come to you after having looked you in the face, you should go home and examine your conscience.”

“You can’t be a real country unless you have a beer and an airline – it helps if you have some kind of football team, or some nuclear weapons, but in the very least you need a beer.”

“We are all in the gutter, but some of us are looking at the stars.”

“I foresee that in times not too distant, wars between various countries will be carried on without a single combatant passing the border.”

“You mustn’t mind the tree monsters. Their bark is worse than their bite. Ha ha ha ha!”

You know something bad is about to happen when someone says, “Hold my beer and watch this!”