You know something bad is about to happen when someone says, “Hold my beer and watch this!”

“The robot will take the place which slave labour occupied in ancient civilization…freeing mankind to pursue its higher aspirations.”

“Curse you, Red Baron!”

“It’s not the years, it’s the mileage.”

“A day without beer is like a year without summer.”

“Beer is my coffee.”

“You mustn’t mind the tree monsters. Their bark is worse than their bite. Ha ha ha ha!”