“If a dog will not come to you after having looked you in the face, you should go home and examine your conscience.”

“It’s not the years, it’s the mileage.”

“A day without beer is like a year without summer.”

“I foresee that in times not too distant, wars between various countries will be carried on without a single combatant passing the border.”

“You mustn’t mind the tree monsters. Their bark is worse than their bite. Ha ha ha ha!”

“Thanks liver… you are a champ!”

“I propose to send a message from Pikes Peak to Paris, France.”

“We are all in the gutter, but some of us are looking at the stars.”

“When the waitress puts the dinner on the table, the old men look at the dinner. The young men look at the waitress.”

“Curse you, Red Baron!”