“Beer is my coffee.”

“I propose to send a message from Pikes Peak to Paris, France.”

“You mustn’t mind the tree monsters. Their bark is worse than their bite. Ha ha ha ha!”

“If a dog will not come to you after having looked you in the face, you should go home and examine your conscience.”

“It’s not the years, it’s the mileage.”

“A day without beer is like a year without summer.”

“The robot will take the place which slave labour occupied in ancient civilization…freeing mankind to pursue its higher aspirations.”

“You can’t be a real country unless you have a beer and an airline – it helps if you have some kind of football team, or some nuclear weapons, but in the very least you need a beer.”

“Thanks liver… you are a champ!”

“When the waitress puts the dinner on the table, the old men look at the dinner. The young men look at the waitress.”