“Curse you, Red Baron!”

You know something bad is about to happen when someone says, “Hold my beer and watch this!”

“When the waitress puts the dinner on the table, the old men look at the dinner. The young men look at the waitress.”

“You can’t be a real country unless you have a beer and an airline – it helps if you have some kind of football team, or some nuclear weapons, but in the very least you need a beer.”

“A beer doesn’t have to be difficult to acquire, but damned if that doesn’t make everything taste better.”

“Life moves pretty fast. If you don’t stop and look around once in awhile, you could miss it.”

“Thanks liver… you are a champ!”

“It’s not the years, it’s the mileage.”

“I foresee that in times not too distant, wars between various countries will be carried on without a single combatant passing the border.”

“I propose to send a message from Pikes Peak to Paris, France.”