“A day without beer is like a year without summer.”

“When the waitress puts the dinner on the table, the old men look at the dinner. The young men look at the waitress.”

“A beer doesn’t have to be difficult to acquire, but damned if that doesn’t make everything taste better.”

“If a dog will not come to you after having looked you in the face, you should go home and examine your conscience.”

“I propose to send a message from Pikes Peak to Paris, France.”