“Thanks liver… you are a champ!”

You know something bad is about to happen when someone says, “Hold my beer and watch this!”

“A beer doesn’t have to be difficult to acquire, but damned if that doesn’t make everything taste better.”

“The robot will take the place which slave labour occupied in ancient civilization…freeing mankind to pursue its higher aspirations.”

“If a dog will not come to you after having looked you in the face, you should go home and examine your conscience.”

“When the waitress puts the dinner on the table, the old men look at the dinner. The young men look at the waitress.”

“Life moves pretty fast. If you don’t stop and look around once in awhile, you could miss it.”