“You can’t be a real country unless you have a beer and an airline – it helps if you have some kind of football team, or some nuclear weapons, but in the very least you need a beer.”

“Life moves pretty fast. If you don’t stop and look around once in awhile, you could miss it.”

“I propose to send a message from Pikes Peak to Paris, France.”

“We are all in the gutter, but some of us are looking at the stars.”

“It’s not the years, it’s the mileage.”

“Curse you, Red Baron!”

“Thanks liver… you are a champ!”

“A beer doesn’t have to be difficult to acquire, but damned if that doesn’t make everything taste better.”

“Beer is my coffee.”

“When the waitress puts the dinner on the table, the old men look at the dinner. The young men look at the waitress.”