“If a dog will not come to you after having looked you in the face, you should go home and examine your conscience.”

“A day without beer is like a year without summer.”

“Thanks liver… you are a champ!”

“You mustn’t mind the tree monsters. Their bark is worse than their bite. Ha ha ha ha!”

“We are all in the gutter, but some of us are looking at the stars.”

“You can’t be a real country unless you have a beer and an airline – it helps if you have some kind of football team, or some nuclear weapons, but in the very least you need a beer.”

“Beer is my coffee.”