“A day without beer is like a year without summer.”

“Life moves pretty fast. If you don’t stop and look around once in awhile, you could miss it.”

“The robot will take the place which slave labour occupied in ancient civilization…freeing mankind to pursue its higher aspirations.”

“When the waitress puts the dinner on the table, the old men look at the dinner. The young men look at the waitress.”

“You can’t be a real country unless you have a beer and an airline – it helps if you have some kind of football team, or some nuclear weapons, but in the very least you need a beer.”

“I propose to send a message from Pikes Peak to Paris, France.”

“We are all in the gutter, but some of us are looking at the stars.”

“Thanks liver… you are a champ!”