“We are all in the gutter, but some of us are looking at the stars.”

“You mustn’t mind the tree monsters. Their bark is worse than their bite. Ha ha ha ha!”

“It’s not the years, it’s the mileage.”

“Curse you, Red Baron!”

“Thanks liver… you are a champ!”

“Life moves pretty fast. If you don’t stop and look around once in awhile, you could miss it.”

“The robot will take the place which slave labour occupied in ancient civilization…freeing mankind to pursue its higher aspirations.”

“A day without beer is like a year without summer.”

“I foresee that in times not too distant, wars between various countries will be carried on without a single combatant passing the border.”

“I propose to send a message from Pikes Peak to Paris, France.”