“Thanks liver… you are a champ!”

“You can’t be a real country unless you have a beer and an airline – it helps if you have some kind of football team, or some nuclear weapons, but in the very least you need a beer.”

“It’s not the years, it’s the mileage.”

“Curse you, Red Baron!”

You know something bad is about to happen when someone says, “Hold my beer and watch this!”

“I foresee that in times not too distant, wars between various countries will be carried on without a single combatant passing the border.”

“If a dog will not come to you after having looked you in the face, you should go home and examine your conscience.”

“A day without beer is like a year without summer.”

“A beer doesn’t have to be difficult to acquire, but damned if that doesn’t make everything taste better.”

“We are all in the gutter, but some of us are looking at the stars.”