“I foresee that in times not too distant, wars between various countries will be carried on without a single combatant passing the border.”

You know something bad is about to happen when someone says, “Hold my beer and watch this!”

“You can’t be a real country unless you have a beer and an airline – it helps if you have some kind of football team, or some nuclear weapons, but in the very least you need a beer.”

“Thanks liver… you are a champ!”

“A beer doesn’t have to be difficult to acquire, but damned if that doesn’t make everything taste better.”

“Life moves pretty fast. If you don’t stop and look around once in awhile, you could miss it.”

“We are all in the gutter, but some of us are looking at the stars.”

“If a dog will not come to you after having looked you in the face, you should go home and examine your conscience.”

“It’s not the years, it’s the mileage.”

“The robot will take the place which slave labour occupied in ancient civilization…freeing mankind to pursue its higher aspirations.”