“A beer doesn’t have to be difficult to acquire, but damned if that doesn’t make everything taste better.”

“It’s not the years, it’s the mileage.”

You know something bad is about to happen when someone says, “Hold my beer and watch this!”

“Thanks liver… you are a champ!”

“You mustn’t mind the tree monsters. Their bark is worse than their bite. Ha ha ha ha!”

“Life moves pretty fast. If you don’t stop and look around once in awhile, you could miss it.”

“Curse you, Red Baron!”